Portia or Jordan: Curtis Needs To Make A General Hospital Choice

Curtis Ashford is too fine of a man to ever be alone on General Hospital. And we don’t mean that he should be spending more time with The Hat Man Known as Dad. We’re talking about the two women in his life.

General Hospital Polling

There is Jordan Ashford (Tanisha Harper), his newly returned wife. And Portia Robinson (Brook Kerr). An old flame…with whom Curtis (Donnell Turner) has been spending an awful lot of free time lately. Which one is the better fit? What over 3,000 viewers told us:

GH: Newer Is Always Better

Out with the old and in with the new, 60% of you cheer. Curtis and Jordan were together for almost half a decade. Boo! Hiss! Dullsville! Can you imagine being with one person, the same person, year after year after year? That’s a fate worse than death! The only people in Port Charles willing to put themselves through such torture are either old people, boring people, or both!

We’re exempting Carly Corinthos (Laura Wright) and Sonny Corinthos (Maurice Benard), of course. First of all, they keep their General Hospital marriage fresh with periodic affairs. And second of all, Carly and Sonny are fascinating no matter what they’re doing, even if it’s just communing with the moss in their kitchen. But no one else could ever be that riveting. Which is why Curtis needs to move on, ASAP!

Old General Hospital Favorite

Jordan has just been recast, 40% of the audience counters. Which means she is the perfect blend of new and old. Sure, she’s the woman Curtis originally married. But she’s also not the woman Curtis originally married. He can be true to his vows. Without nodding off. Till death do us part…and stuff. But let’s keep changing the way my wife looks, so it’s not the same old same old.

General Hospital (GH) airs weekdays on ABC. Check your local listings for airtimes. For more about what’s coming up in Port Charles, check out all the latest that’s been posted on GH spoilers, and for an in-depth look at the show’s history, click here.