Lucky Lady: Who Should Catch Noah’s Young and the Restless Eye?

Now that Tessa Porter is finally happily married on The Young and the Restless, it should be just the subtle hint that Noah Newman needs to realize: She is just not that into you! And maybe he can move on. Plenty of fish in the sea, and all that. So which one should it be?

Young and the Restless: Here and Now

Allie Nguyen (Kelsey Wang), 54% of you shrug. We don’t know anything about her, but that allows us to at least hope she isn’t completely messed up — like all the other candidates, whom we know way too much about. Though if Noah (Rory Gibson) is hoping for a Romeo and Juliet star-crossed love for the ages, here, he is barking up the wrong tree — and is about a decade too late.

The Newmans and the Abbotts haven’t had much to snark about in ages. Jack Abbott (Peter Bergman) and Victor Newman (Eric Braeden) even periodically share a drink together — as long as it ends with Jack conceding that Victor always has been and always will be the better man.

Y&R: English Rose

Remember when Noah was whining about the British chick who broke his heart, 25% of the audience prompts. How about bringing her to town and letting us have a look? We might end up liking her more than any of the local candidates.

Young and the Restless: Next Best Thing

If Tessa (Cait Fairbanks) doesn’t want him, then 21% are perfectly happy to see Noah settle for the next best thing — Tessa’s sister, Crystal Porter (Morgan Obenreder). Sure, she has a shady past and was once a call girl and only had criminal charges dropped against her five minutes ago.

But, at least with Crystal, when Victor mumbles about how inappropriate Noah’s new love is, he’ll have better ammunition than simply calling Sally Spectra (Courtney Hope) a “dressmaker.” Like either one of them has anything on Victor’s stripper wife!

The Young and the Restless (YR) airs weekdays on CBS. Check your local listings for airtimes. For more about what’s coming up in Genoa City, check out all the latest that’s been posted on Y&R spoilers, and for an in-depth look at the show’s history, click here.