We’re not sure if the General Hospital funeral industry is in a boost or a boom. On the one hand, nobody stays dead. On the other, they tend to die more than once. So as long as the undertaker doesn’t have to give a refund when it turns out the body they buried was just like, cold oatmeal wrapped in pantyhose, then they should be doing above the national average. So now that we don’t have to worry about forcing mortuary owners into poverty, it’s time to ask: Who needs to come back from the dead on GH next?
General Hospital: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Only 1% of the audience misses criminal mastermind Faison (Anders Hove). Sure, he was great at causing trouble, but you’re pretty happy with where Anna (Finola Hughes) and Liesl (Kathleen Gati) are at this point in their lives. You don’t need it messed up but the likes of him.
GH: Other Half
Then again, Laura (Genie Francis) and Kevin (Jon Lindstrom) seem to have a good thing going, too. At least, so we’re told, the few minutes of screen time they get every few weeks. But that doesn’t stop 10% of viewers from wishing to see Luke (Anthony Geary) return. If not for Laura, then for Tracy (Jane Elliot). Gregory (Gregory Harrison) isn’t destined to stick around for long.
The General Hospital Doctor Is In
Britt (Kelly Thiebaud) still had so much story to tell, 17% of you sighed. There was her burgeoning relationship with Cody (Josh Kelly), not to mention her thorny mother-daughter relationship. She was a young, vital character played by a Daytime Emmy-winning actress. Who wouldn’t want her back?
Jason Morgan: Back in Black
But the majority of fans, 72%, will be happiest when Jason (Steve Burton) returns to his hometown. Drew (Cameron Mathison) just isn’t getting the job done as a replacement. Not on the hero front, and not on the Carly (Laura Wright) front. We need the original.
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