Chase and Sasha are such good people on General Hospital. In order to ensure that Michael (Chad Duell) doesn’t lose custody of Wiley to Nelle (Chloe Lanier), Chase (Josh Swickard) and Sasha (Sofia Mattsson) faked an affair.
General Hospital Polling
What does that have to do with Wiley’s custody, you may ask? Well, you see, Gentle Reader, Chase and Sasha think Michael will look better to the judge if he is married to Willow (Katelyn MacMullen). But Willow is currently dating Chase, and Michael is dating Sasha.
Since Michael won’t listen to Chase and Sasha’s sound advice, the only way to make him do what’s best for him is for Chase and Sasha to make Michael and Willow think that Chase and Sasha are having an affair. They’ll then rush straight into each other’s rebound arms, and Wiley’s custody will be assured!
They are such good people. Remember what Mel Brooks said in Spaceballs? Good… is dumb. Is this a dumb idea? Whether or not almost 7,000 viewers agree with Mel Brooks:
Michael And Willow: Stupid Is as Stupid Does
A majority 50% of you wonder how stupid Michael and Sasha could be to fall for this obvious ruse. Considering what’s going on, do they honestly think Chase and Sasha would suddenly jump each other for no reason? Even Wiley should be able to figure this out!
A smaller 41% agree that it’s a dumb plan. But you don’t care, because it puts Michael with Willow, which is how the couples should have been in the first place. Go, team stupid!
The Other Side
And a smaller 9% agree for the same reason. Chase and Sasha are much hotter than Chase and Willow, and Sasha and Michael, so who cares what their reasons are, the ends justify the means. Plus, little Wiley will end up away from the Mommy who refused to have him cut open.