Britt has two problems on General Hospital: She needs a particular medication to keep her Huntington’s Disease under control. And the person who controls that medication is evil. And he has lots of evil friends. Britt can’t figure out what to do. Good thing we can. And who should do it, too.
Key Takeaways
- Jason, the contract killer, can’t help Britt out.
- Britt’s medicine can be reverse-engineered.
- Britt’s enemies can be rubbed out.
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With Friends Like These…
When Britt (Kelly Thibaud) “died,” Jason (Steve Burton) was also “dead.” He’s back. She’s back. They’re back… sort of.
Jason makes a living killing people. And yet Britt hasn’t just suggested that he kill all the people who are annoying her. Wouldn’t that be efficient? And it’s not like Jason would have moral qualms.
Does he need to be paid first? We thought he did it merely for the love of the game! What’s the point of romantically circling a hit man if he doesn’t, you know, him people for you?
Better Living Through Chemistry
Yes, Britt needs her magic, secret drug to live. But she physically has it, right? Why not just reverse engineer the thing?
Sure, Jason mentioned it once, and Britt dismissed it. But why not revisit the issue? If the bad guys have nothing more to hold over Britt’s head, her life will become a whole lot more interesting.
A Mother’s Love
Sidwell (Carlo Rota) is Britt’s medication supplier. He uses her desire to keep breathing to control her and make her work for Brennan (Chris McKenna), as both of them obsess over Faison (Anders Hove). Once Britt figures out how to provide her own medication, she won’t need Sidwell anymore and can have him — and, sure, Brennan, too, why not — gotten rid of.
But since Jason won’t do his girl this one, little solid, Britt should turn to the person who can pull off both: None other than Liesl (Kathleen Gatti).
Two For the Price of One
Liesl is a doctor. She can whip up Britt’s copycat medication. And Leisel is a (reformed?) sociopathic killer. She can certainly take care of Sidwell. And Brennan.
All Britt needs to do is confide in her mommy and ask for this one, itsy, bitsy favor. Liesl was a horrible mother to her “Britta.” Surely, she’d do anything to make this up to her? Problem solved! What’s next?
