Let’s discuss Alexis’ terrible track record with men on General Hospital (GH). (Any disasters that happened off-screen are beyond the scope of this post.)
Julian. Ned (Wally Kurth). Sonny (Maurice Benard). Cameron (not Elizabeth’s son, his namesake grandfather). Jerry. Mac (John J. York). Shawn (Sean Blakemore). Julian (William DeVry) again. Finn (Michael Easton).
But anyway… Taking all of the above into consideration, is it time for Alexis (Nancy Lee Grahn) to get a new man? Over 3,000 of you played matchmaker.
Next Batter Up!
Absolutely, yes, 71% of you shout! Someone new is the only way to go – and maybe go easy on the mob connections, this time. Is there anyone left on the canvas she hasn’t already tried – and failed – with?
How about Drew (Billy Miller)? He doesn’t remember who he is (was?), so he doesn’t know what kind of woman he does or doesn’t like. Not a lot of room for Alexis to mess up there.
Or how about Franco (Roger Howarth)? She’s in therapy, he’s in therapy. It’s important for couples to have common interests.
Stay the Course
It’s Julian or nothing, 28% of the audience insists, and refuses to be budged. This is a match made in heaven – or, at least, the back seat of a car in a bar parking lot.
Julian was there at the start, he should be there at the end. Not the end of Alexis’ life, mind you. This isn’t another invitation for him to threaten to kill her, but the end of Alexis’ dating misadventures. She just isn’t very good at it. She should stop.
General Hospital (GH) airs weekdays on ABC. Check your local listings for airtimes.