Kiss Of Death: Michael’s General Hospital Relationships

The women in Michael’s orbit tend to end up in General Hospital. And then they tend to end up dead. Be whether ex-hookers or painfully sincere nurses, death lurks around every corner.

It can come while they’re together or it can come after they’ve broken up, i.e. Kiki (Hayley Erin). But kissing Michael (Chad Duell) appears to be the kiss of death.

Now Sasha (Sofia Mattsson) is in the hospital, suffering from some sort of weird flu that doesn’t seem to be contagious – -which is suspicious in and of itself. Unless you know about Cassandra’s (Jessica Tuck) poisoning, which no one but the viewers know.

Will Sasha shuffle off her mortal coil? And would it not be unreasonable to blame the jinx that is Michael? What nearly 19,000 regular viewers said!

Let the Right One In
No, 73% of you are willing to give the put upon youth the benefit of the doubt. He just hasn’t met the right girl yet. You know, one who wouldn’t rather die than be with him. Sabrina certainly wasn’t up for the job.

Maybe it’s the presence of Michael’s ever-so-involved parents, Sonny (Maurice Benard) and Carly (Laura Wright). Maybe it’s the bad luck that seems to follow Michael around like a cloud. But maybe — just maybe — Sasha will prove through and break the curse?

Fault Lines
Heck, yeah, it’s all his fault, 21% of the audience counters! He’s been bad luck since he was born! Tony went crazy when he found out Michael wasn’t his. Carly ended up in a mental institution (the first time, that is), and AJ died (though it was retconned that Michael didn’t kill him, after all). Nothing lasts long in his orbit

Not All
Hey, hey, a tiny 6% reminds. Not all of Michael’s one-time loves die. Nelle (Chloe Lanier) is in Pentonville. That’s…something… General Hospital (GH) airs weekdays on ABC. Check your local listings for airtimes.