General Hospital Recap: Joss To Carly: Aren’t You Too Old To Be Pregnant?

The General Hospital recap for Tuesday, March 12 features a day without a serial killer, but at least Carly got to learn who was really sending her those SOS codes while in Ferncliff.

We’re not sure why, but the morning after Ava (Maura West) learned about what her lover did to her daughter, we got to see Carly’s reaction first.

Jason (Steve Burton) told Carly (Laura Wright) the whole sordid tale and Carly seemed so mega-excited when Jason told her Ryan tried to take Ava off the side of the bridge with him. “Ava’s GONE?” she exclaimed.

Then, Jason had to break it to Carly that he rescued Ava because he couldn’t allow Laura to see her die.

(Just have to say this here, Jason. Dude, she got you out of a Russian hospital where you’d been held prisoner for who knows how long out of the goodness of her heart. Then, she TOLD you how to find and rescue Carly. But, if Laura wasn’t there, you would have let her DIE? Not, cool, man.)

Jason then ran into Joss (Eden McCoy) because everyone is in a hospital in Niagara Falls and told her that Carly was there. Carly didn’t tell Joss all about the trunk and being at the bottom of an embankment, but she did tell the girl she’s pregnant.

Joss’ only reaction was that Carly must be way too old for this. Carly didn’t like hearing that. Then, they discussed sex as Oscar (Garren Stitt) was discussing sex with Drew (Billy Miller) in another room.

Carly’s baby daddy remained in Turkey looking for Dante (Dominic Zamprogna) and Robert (Tristan Rogers) seemed to have ghosted him. Sonny (Maurice Benard) didn’t find Dante, but he did find a scamming teenager who will help him find Dante. So, progress.

Finally, we got to go back to Port Charles where Maxie (Kirsten Storms) carried around a strand of Sasha’s hair most of the hour and then gave it to Brad to test. But, no worries. Sasha (Sofia Mattsson) already warned Valentin (James Patrick Stuart) and he followed Maxie to the lab.

At Charlie’s Pub, Michael (Chad Duell), Brad (Parry Shen), and Willow (Katelyn MacMullen) all ran into each other and it was all kinds of awkward as Willow continued to believe Wiley was her baby, as a clueless Michael showed off pics of the baby.

General Hospital (GH) airs weekdays on ABC. Check your local listings for airtimes.