General Hospital Recap (GH): Little Carly Bares Her Claws

The General Hospital recap (GH) for Friday, August 3 features the birth of a badass heroine that Port Charles should think twice about crossing.

We knew she was Carly’s (Laura Wright) daughter and nothing but when she told her mother getting back together with Sonny (Maurice Benard) was NOT the best idea in the world, and she didn’t mince words.

But, today Josslyn (Eden McCoy) proved who she really is and IT. WAS. GLORIOUS.

We thought it would be a war of words, but Nelle (Chloe Lanier) apparently doesn’t care what happens to her other kidney because she came at Joss like the feral cat she is.

But, oh Nelle, do you remember being a teenager? Remember all that anger that made you drown a man? Remember who you crossed? Really, you thought Josslyn was going to take that lying down.

Nope. Joss showed us all what she’s made of and it’s a cross between Carly and Jax through and through, but Soap Hub believes she is a much better version of each.

Oscar better not even look at another girl with Josslyn around or he may need to call his mother or medical help.

Josslyn looked down for the count on those docks, but Nelle stupidly turned her back, and then her back was slammed against a metal storage door with everything Josslyn had in her…over and over again.

Until Jordan arrived. She stopped Joss, thanked her, and cuffed Nelle. Too bad she missed the part where Joss kneed Nelle right where she gave birth to a (perfectly healthy) baby the night before.

Michael was shocked to see his little sister at the PCPD, but he was even more shocked when he saw Brad and Lucas walk in with “their” baby.

As for Nelle, she let Jordan know Chase isn’t very good in bed (with Chase standing right there) and played the woe-is-me-you-can’t-touch-me-my-baby-died act. Jordan really should have sent Josslyn in to teach this little criminal a few lessons. Now, onwards to Monday. What else ya go, Joss?

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