But wait–it gets better. After watching Nina (Michelle Stafford) talk about being “sexed up” left, right, up, and down to one of her employees (poor Dillon–can he sue for sexual harrassment?), we went back to the OB office and had to learn how Valentin (James Patrick Stuart) became Charlotte’s father rather than Stavros.
Rather than just creating some backstory that Valentin had some sperm stored in a sperm bank somewhere that Helena could get her hands on, the writers instead concocted some more ick by having Valentin seduced by Daphne–who promptly collected some of the afterbits (for lack of a better word) and got it to Helena before the sperm died off.
Really, GH? REALLY? Did that really need to become part of this already bizarre story? Couple that with Franco (Roger Howarth) sticking Tom in a dog crate by the end of the day, and we really might choose to starve in the afternoon rather than eat and watch.
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