Which General Hospital (GH) Couple Needs To Break Up — Like Yesterday?!!

For every General Hospital (GH) icon couple like Luke and Laura, Alan and Monica, Frisco and Felicia, Robin and Stone, Sonny and Carly, etc., there are pairings fan simply cannot stand.

Now, we’re not counting triangles like who is better for Jason, Sam or Liz? (Aren’t we lucky there are now enough Jasons to go around?) We’re talking about duos where there is no third party. Both are better off alone.

The only question is, which Port Charles couple do you detest more, and you need to break up the soonest? Here is what almost 5,000 viewers had to say.

Melle-Ware Is Worse Than Malware!
If only watching Michael (Chad Duell) and Nelle (Chloe Lanier) were half as entertaining as watching paint dry, lament a very, very unamused 73% of you. Forget the fact that she is technically (though not biologically) his aunt.

Forget that she may be a killer. Even that’s not enough to make you care. The only fun thing here is how the relationship pisses off Carly. Alas, that’s not enough.

Grava Mistake-A
Are Griffin (Matt Cohen) and Ava (Maura West) even really a couple? Do they think of themselves as one? Is there enough there to break up from? Who cares, as 21% of you are putting your foot down. It needs to be ended in any case. Whatever it is, it’s an abomination against God! And Griffin should know.

It’s On the Friz
Liz (Rebecca Herbst) and Franco (Roger Howarth) don’t belong together, Jason or no Jason (times two), insist the minority 5% of you. He is a killer, and a nutcase, and should not be allowed near children professionally, much less personally.

He can’t even remember if he had a real or imaginary friend when he was growing up! How can you trust him to take a boy to the park — and come back with the same kid?

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