Days of our Lives Spoilers August 14: Where Is Sarah?

Days of our Lives spoilers for Wednesday, August 14, are a nightmare for Brady and Fiona, as Xander goes looking for Sarah.

Hit, Run, Hide, Seek

Brady (Eric Martsolf) is so upset about losing Theresa (Emily O’Brien) that it has driven him off the wagon. Something no previous tragedy — like, say, losing custody of Rachel (Finley Rose Slater) to Kristen (Stacy Haiduk) — managed to do. So Brady went drinking with his new friend, Fiona (Serena Scott Thomas). And then they went driving. Always a bad idea.

And, no surprise, it ends badly. Fiona, who is no stranger to this sort of thing, urges Brady to flee the scene and pretend it never happened. Heck, with any luck, he’s so drunk he honestly won’t remember it happening. Meanwhile, Xander (Paul Telfer) wonders why his lovely new bride is late getting him to him and their beautiful baby girl. After all, their life is so perfect now. Nothing could go wrong! That wouldn’t be fair.

Tell Me, Who Are You?

Chad (Billy Flynn) is convinced that the mystery woman (AnnaLynn McCord — here’s what you should know) he and Jack (Matthew Ashford) stumbled over is really his presumed dead wife, Abigail. Luckily, we are no longer in the soap days when you just had to take your best guess (as opposed to, oh, blood types, dental records, fingerprints, etc….)

These days, we actually have DNA tests to settle these sorts of very common crises. And if there is one thing we know about Salem Hospital, it’s that those tests are never, ever wrong.

Psych-Out

Now that Leo (Greg Rikaart) has been in therapy, he knows all the cool psychiatric buzzwords. This is why he decides Hattie (Deidre Hall) must be an alternative personality of his favorite dog, Marlena (Deidre Hall).

Instead of, like, calling Marlena when he’s with Hattie to settle the issue once and for all. Let us never forget: Leo is very, very dumb. And the very, very worst kind of dumb. The kind that thinks he is very, very smart.