Damages: Who Is the Biggest Hot Mess On Days Of Our Lives?

Let’s be honest, everyone — bar none — on a soap is somewhere on the hot mess spectrum — and Days Of Our Lives is no exception. But while some are merely prone to periodic bad decisions, others wouldn’t know how to make a good one if it was spelled out for them in skywriting.

Who in Salem is currently wearing that much-coveted crown? Over 3,000 viewers cast their votes:

Do You Care About Claire?
For 47% of you, the answer is Claire (Olivia Rose Keegan), Claire, and more Claire. She isn’t just a little neurotic. She didn’t just tape evidence proving Haley (Thia Megia) and Tripp’s (Lucas Adams) marriage was a charade for Eve (Kassie DePaiva). SHE SET HER AUNT ON FIRE. That isn’t adorable or quirky. That’s a hot mess.

Drunk Tank
Put down that bottle, Maggie (Suzanne Rogers), 24% of the audience advise, because you are headed for hot-mess-ville.

Seriously, is Victor (John Aniston) worth hitting the sauce for? The guy has lied to you over and over, he cares more about his work than his marriage, and his relatives are more likely to be creepy than not. Walk out. You’ll feel better.

Bless Me, Father
It’s Eric (Greg Vaughn), 13% point out. The guy can’t seem to stay away from his brothers’ women. First, Nicole (Arianne Zucker), then Sarah (Linsay Godfrey). He says he’s trying to fight his feelings. But is he, really? He’s very bad at it.

Two Faced
Seriously, 9% practically draw you a picture: Kristen (Stacey Haiduk) is wearing a Nicole mask in order to get Brady (Eric Marstolf) to love her again. Does it get hotter messier than this?

Maybe Brady
The smallest number of votes, 5%, went to Brady. He may be bad at relationships, and he may have been scheming with Gabi (Camilla Banus), but he isn’t even in the same league as the folks above. Think of him as…lukewarm.

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