In a story that will send shockwaves through the General Hospital (GH) fandom and perhaps the entire soap world (Soap Twitter is going to go INSANE), it turns out Andre had it all wrong late last year and identified the wrong Quartermaine twins.
Yes, Drew is Jason after all and Jason…well…he’s not. He’s Drew Cain and fathered Oscar.
Does that mean no more sleepovers with Danny and Sonny will drop him like a hot potato all over again? Probably. Since Sonny only wants to be your friend if your name is Jason.
And, what does this mean for Sam, who took her kids and said, I’m OUTTA HERE just to get away from these two men? When she returns, who will she choose? The guy who looks and acts like her original husband or the guy Andre now tells her is her original husband, and therefore, her current husband?
In all likelihood, she’ll pack up the kids once again and head right back to that beach and never return. Cause, seriously, would you? At that point, she should just grab Alexis and take her with her to visit Kristina, who had the right idea a long time ago. NO MORE MEN!!!
This will all come to light in a very special episode called “The Real Reveals” where nobody fools anyone anymore in April and honesty is the name of the game. Also revealed during this hour will be Dante’s vast fortune he’s been hiding from Lulu so she’ll stop shopping.
In addition, we learn about Finn’s greatest money-making experiment yet where we learn he and Roxy have been cultivating genetically-engineered potatoes in his bathtub. Except it’s not really his tub–it’s Carly’s and she’ll kick him out of his Metro Court room this April saying, “YOU FOOL!”
So, get ready for an April to remember starting just after April Fool’s Day because it’s APRIL FOOL’S GH fans!
General Hospital (GH) airs weekdays on ABC. Check your local listings for airtimes.