General Hospital fans were treated to that dazzling Robert Scorpio grin when, after making it clear that they were going to do whatever they wanted whether he wanted it or not, ex-wives Holly Sutton and Anna Devane gave him a kiss on both cheeks before heading out to bring Victor Cassadine to his knees. This is the team-up we’ve been craving, and with the addition of fellow partner in crime, Felicia, we’ve got all the makings of Robert’s Angels in Port Charles.
General Hospital: Big, Blonde, and Beautiful
Felicia (Kristina Wagner) can be Farrah Fawcett. Or Cheryl Ladd. Or Shelley Hack. Basically, the blonde. Felicia can be the blonde. She is spirited and smart and sexy and blonde. She is also the one most likely to be left behind when the serious sleuthing needs to be done.
GH Amateur Hour
Holly (Emma Samms) is not an official WSB agent. Even Felicia has a Private Investigator’s license. Holly is just a very enthusiastic volunteer. She uses her background as a con artist to help out the WSB when she can. And while all of the Angels were professionals — it says so, right in the opening narration – Kelly (Jaclyn Smith) always felt a little bit like she was slumming.
Or, rather, that she was making a conscious choice. There were so many other things she could have been doing. She had so many other skills. And yet, she chose to fight for truth, justice, and the American Way. This makes Holly our Kelly.
General Hospital: Pro Rate
And then there’s Sabrina (Kate Jackson). Sabrina was brilliant, logical, and professional. Sure sounds like Anna (Finola Hughes) to us. Anna is the ex-agent. Sure, her past is sketchy. But she’s made amends for her bad old days and is now on the straight and narrow. She should definitely be leading this team. And not just because she has the most personal interest in saving Victor’s (Charles Shaughnessy) hostages.
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