The Real Housewives franchise has brought us hundreds, if not thousands, of quotable lines over the years, but there are a few that rise to the top. From the Real Housewives of New York to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, here are the top 10 housewives quotes you have to see. See if you agree with our top picks.
10. “Take a Xanax! Calm Down!” — Real Housewives of New York
Ramona Singer threw this line Aviva Drescher’s way on the Real Housewives of New York back in Season 5. Singer’s never afraid to say how she feels, and this quote will live on forever because of her.
9. “Your blood type is pinot grigio.”
Everyone knows Singer loves herself a glass of pinot grigio, which is why it was so perfect when Kelly Bensimon said this during a Real Housewives of New York reunion. Honestly, at this point, Singer’s blood is probably pinot!
8. “I’m like a cockroach, you can’t get rid of me.”
Lisa Rinna said this line on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s 100% the truth! Rinna seems to always get the kitchen sink thrown her way, but she’ll never back down.
7. “Close your legs to married men!”
Classic Nene Leakes on The Real Housewives of Atlanta! Leakes yelled this line at Kim Zolciak back in Season 1, and it has lived on in infamy.
6. “Go to sleep, GO TO SLEEP!”
Bethenny Frankel screamed this line to Kelly Bensimon on The Real Housewives of New York following a long night of drinking and acting crazy. This has to be one of the most quoted RHONY lines of all time.
5. “You’re such a f—ing liar, Camille!”
Camille Grammer and Kyle Richards have had a complicated friendship on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which is why this Richards quote will always be hilarious. Richards said this to Grammer after she questioned her intentions.
4. “Prostitution whore! ENGAGED 19 TIMES!” – Teresa
Teresa Giudice is never afraid to make a scene on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but calling Danielle Staub a “prostitution whore” and flipping a table was next level. In fact, there may never be a line like this in the history of any Housewives franchise, ever.
3. “I decorated! I cooked! I made it nice!”
Dorinda Medley decorated her home on The Real Housewives of New York for Christmas, which is why it was so disappointing when the women completely ruined the experience due to their fighting and name-calling. Clearly Medley had enough and called them out for not appreciating all she had done for them.
2. “THAT’S MY OPINION!!!!”
Tamra Judge yelled this quote during a Real Housewives of Orange County reunion and it has to be one of the most quoted Housewives lines of all time.
1. “Be cool. Don’t be all, like, uncool.”
Thank you to Luann de Lesseps from The Real Housewives of New York for giving the world the most relatable and quotable line ever. Lesseps used this line during the RHONY trip when Heather Thomsen was judging her for having a guy stay the night, and honestly, it’ll live on forever.