Let’s face it, any spawn of Kristen DiMera on Days of Our Lives is destined to be… a wee bit evil. And Brady (Eric Martsolf) isn’t exactly an angel. But now that we’re hearing about Rolf’s (Will Utay) “special” fertility treatments we have to wonder a few things.
Days of Our Lives Poll Musings
We even factor in a family tree that includes never-say-die Phoenix Grandpa Stefano (Joseph Mascolo) and possessed-by-the-devil step-grandma Marlena (Deidre Hall), the odds of Kristen (Stacy Haiduk) and Brady’s bundle of joy turning out to be a bad seed rise even higher. The only question is, how evil will he/she be? Let’s ponder the possibilities:
Garden Variety Evil
Sure, they can do bad, selfish, malicious things… But it’s only because they feel unloved, or backed against the wall, or… they really, really want something. But they can also go months, years even, without deliberately doing anything to hurt someone… unless they really, really deserve it.
Second Tier Evil
This level is a bit more crazy-pants. Jordan (Chrishell Hartley). Vivian (Robin Strasser). Andre (Thaao Penghlis). Clyde (James Read). They’re bad. But they’re also crazy. Ben (Robert Scott Wilson), Claire (Olivia Rose Keegan), and Abigail (Kate Mansi) used to fit the description. Medication helped.
Days of Our Lives: Salem Super Evil
Stefano was sane. He just really, really enjoyed screwing with people. Just for the evulz. And he may not have been Kristen’s biological father. But, you know, nurture over nature.
Which brings us to Kristen. She is evil and crazy. But not the kind of crazy medication can fix. The fun kind. The kind that comes from nature AND nurture. Kristen and Brady’s baby will be Evil 3.0. And we can’t wait! So, vote in our poll and tell us what Kristen might give birth to. Days of our Lives (DOOL) airs weekdays on NBC. Check your local listings for airtimes.